[puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. It's yours forever and ever! Hall Monitor is the 14th episode of the Nickelodeon TV series SpongeBob SquarePants.The episode begins with SpongeBob and his classmates in boating school. (the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times. SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Paper" from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] Take it, please. A music sheet appears as he plays. Episode Article: The Paper Characters. (phone rings. SpongeBob: Wanna see it again? (SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper). Chronology SpongeBob soon does many fun things with it, … (folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day). Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! SpongeBob: I can't! I’ve got the paper, and you’ve got my useless garbage. SpongeBob SquarePants - S01E33 - The Paper - video Dailymotion Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Squidward: Oh, boy. (SpongeBob is laughing outside. SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: (riding a shell mobile) Haha, I’m having so much fun with my new shell-cart. Then he comes out with his clarinet] Squidward: (grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it) Give me my paper back! For the final time, I don’t want that paper. Take it, please. [Plays a jazzy song with higher notes. I'm flying! (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". Impressions! (jumps off his pineapple with his clothes on) Bringing relief to the hungry troops! Picks it up) Hello? Episode 34. (SpongeBob looks to see what he has). I said let go of it! Squidward: Yeah, so what? 16b SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. (pust the piece of paper where a mustache would be) Look at me, I’m a guy with a moustache. Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? Squidward: Listen, you! (laughs) Mitosis. [does Tarzan impression] It's only garbage. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. "Arrgh!" A regular guy with an eye patch. Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. Squidward: What? And Patrick is about to lose it when Patrick finds out Spongebob gave out Valentines to all of these people that he barely knew. (gets SpongeBob out). SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? Squidward: No, I don’t wanna see it again! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. [the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times as SpongeBob makes airplane noises. [SpongeBob still holding on to it] Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... [jumps up and down] And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give that paper back to me… ever! Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. I've got the paper, and you've got my useless garbage. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. [takes out a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him] Hey, Lil' Squidward, what's gray and ugly and has six arms? Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. Oh yeah, I'm flying! [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. Hold on there, chum. Yay! Do I dare? A regular guy with an eye patch. Okay, okay, I'll trade! (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll) Paper doll, yay! (SpongeBob laughs. Valentine's Day/The Paper. Squidward: Listen, you! Squidward: [wind whistling] Does anybody have any sunscreen? Gary: Meow. Squidward: What’s the big deal? [plays the song off-key again. Previous Little Squidward: I don’t know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? (laughs) At last, what should we try first, Mr Paper? La-la-la-la-la... [SpongeBob jumps up and down] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. Toro, Gary, toro... (pushes Gary across with his foot) Hey, ole! [all of Squidward's possessions are beside SpongeBob] I've given you everything but the shirt off my back. Wait! Squidward: Ok, the shirt! (plays the song in high notes. A-ha! SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you’re playing it like this... (plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out) ...when ordinarily it goes like this... (plays the song on-key) I’m partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! SpongeBob: Does that mean I can have it? Don’t worry, Squidward, I won’t let you down. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. S1 E1. Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. In this episode, SpongeBob plays with a gum wrapper, and Squidward wants it. Take my shirt! A-ha! Take it, please. SpongeBob: You’re right Gary. The Paper: SpongeBob makes a great toy out of Valentine's Day: SpongeBob plans a wonderful Valentine's Day surprise for Patrick, but things don't work out as he'd hoped when the delivery for it is very late. Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! "SpongeBob SquarePants" Valentine's Day/The Paper (TV Episode 2000) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. [Later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow] Gotta get that paper. Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] Later, Squidward is bathing) See, I can have fun taking a bath. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Ah-haha. We see Squidward watching from a safe distance) Landing just in time for the bullfight! Ok, ok, I’ll trade! Season 1, Episode 16 TV-Y7 CC HD CC SD. Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. When he checks the clock, he has writing minutes until class starts and the paper is due. (walks back to get more), SpongeBob: Squidward? [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! Squidward? (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! Squidward: (walks out and sits on his lawn chair) Ah, time to relax. However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. (puts the piece of paper on his fingers) Gentlemen, start your engines. Squidward: (walking up to his clarinet) SpongeBob... (SpongeBob is laughing outside. [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. In the said episode, Squidward essentially channeled Spongebob and became a generally positive, fun, and nice person. Kids: Bird! Kids: Bird! Now let go of it. SpongeBob makes a great toy out of a gum wrapper, much to Squidward's chagrin. Hmmm. SpongeBob: You're right, Gary. Where to Watch. Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. [walks back to get more] The Paper: When Squidward discards what to him is a worthless gum wrapper, SpongeBob teaches him that one man's useless piece of paper can be another man's magical toy. 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